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  • Pharmaceutical  Industry Announces 'Fun-damentals of Pandemic’  to Combat Public's Atavistic Fear of Government-Mandated Profits to Big Pharma Lobbyists

  • Funeral Home Industry/Pfizer Announce Plan to Eliminate ‘Coffin Covid’

  • Pfizer Announces  Vaccine That Reduces Chance of Lightening Strike by 25 Percent.   

  • Pfizer Announces 80 Percent Herd Coverage in Democrat Party Congressional Stock Ownership 

  • Jennifer Psaki Winds Coveted 'Baghdad Bob Award' for Alternate Reality Reporting

  • Citing Overwhelming Statistical Evidence of Urban Crime, Poverty, and Failure, Democrat National Committee Declares Democratic Party to be 'Public Health Emergency"

  • Hunter-Gatherer Tribes Claim Agricultural Era 'City Slickers' Culturally Appropriated Loin Cloth

  • Vowels demand equity in LBGTQ+ abbreviation sequence. 'Even punctuation marks got there ahead of vowels'

  • AMC FALL LINE UP TO INCLUDE: : Land of the Walking Unvaxxed!

  • Experts: Eliminating the Democratic Party Reduces Crime 80- Percent

  • Voice of Peppa Pig Amelie Bea Smith Accused of "Animal Appropriation" 

  • CDC Issues Emergency Warning That a CV19 Cure would Threaten Pfizer Stock Price

  • Pfizer Stock 

  • WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant

  • CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

  • Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

  • WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant’

  • CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

  • Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

  • Hollywood Demands UnVaxed Be Prevented From Viewing Their TV Shows and Films

  • Harry and Meghan Make Time Magazine’s 'Mother Theresa Award’

  • Olympic Committee  Announces Gold Silver and Bronze Medals for Podium Protests 

  • 'Royal' Hypocrisy: Prince Harry Defends Climate-Gutting Jet Flights By Off-Setting CO2 With Investment in More Eco-Friendly Bit Coin Harvesting

  • Homo Erectus Heirs Seek Reparations From Descendants of Neanderthals 

  • Burn Victim Simply Wishes She Had Flesh; Wouldn’t Complain of Color 

  • Man with Inherited Melatonin Deficiency Experiences Racism Everywhere He Goes  

  • Citing Today’s Politically Correct Culture, Native American Baseball Team to Change Name from the Apache 'Heap Big Fire Waters'  to the Apache 'Pale Face Peace Pipers.'

  • BLM Calls for Tearing Down Egyptian Pyramids As Being 'Tourist Traps Celebrating the Exploitation of Ancient POCs'

  • Court Holds Descendants of Egyptian Pyramid Builders Entitled To $5,679,098.02 in Reparations

Head Wine News
  • Pharmaceutical  Industry Announces 'Fun-damentals of Pandemic’  to Combat Public's Atavistic Fear of Government-Mandated Profits to Big Pharma Lobbyists

  • Funeral Home Industry/Pfizer Announce Plan to Eliminate ‘Coffin Covid’

  • Pfizer Announces  Vaccine That Reduces Chance of Lightening Strike by 25 Percent.   

  • Pfizer Announces 80 Percent Herd Coverage in Democrat Party Congressional Stock Ownership 

  • Jennifer Psaki Winds Coveted 'Baghdad Bob Award' for Alternate Reality Reporting

  • Citing Overwhelming Statistical Evidence of Urban Crime, Poverty, and Failure, Democrat National Committee Declares Democratic Party to be 'Public Health Emergency"

  • Hunter-Gatherer Tribes Claim Agricultural Era 'City Slickers' Culturally Appropriated Loin Cloth

  • Vowels demand equity in LBGTQ+ abbreviation sequence. 'Even punctuation marks got there ahead of vowels'

  • AMC FALL LINE UP TO INCLUDE: : Land of the Walking Unvaxxed!

  • Experts: Eliminating the Democratic Party Reduces Crime 80- Percent

  • Voice of Peppa Pig Amelie Bea Smith Accused of "Animal Appropriation" 

  • CDC Issues Emergency Warning That a CV19 Cure would Threaten Pfizer Stock Price

  • Pfizer Stock 

  • WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant

  • CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

  • Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

  • WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant’

  • CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

  • Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

  • Hollywood Demands UnVaxed Be Prevented From Viewing Their TV Shows and Films

  • Harry and Meghan Make Time Magazine’s 'Mother Theresa Award’

  • Olympic Committee  Announces Gold Silver and Bronze Medals for Podium Protests 

  • 'Royal' Hypocrisy: Prince Harry Defends Climate-Gutting Jet Flights By Off-Setting CO2 With Investment in More Eco-Friendly Bit Coin Harvesting

  • Homo Erectus Heirs Seek Reparations From Descendants of Neanderthals 

  • Burn Victim Simply Wishes She Had Flesh; Wouldn’t Complain of Color 

  • Man with Inherited Melatonin Deficiency Experiences Racism Everywhere He Goes  

  • Citing Today’s Politically Correct Culture, Native American Baseball Team to Change Name from the Apache 'Heap Big Fire Waters'  to the Apache 'Pale Face Peace Pipers.'

  • BLM Calls for Tearing Down Egyptian Pyramids As Being 'Tourist Traps Celebrating the Exploitation of Ancient POCs'

  • Court Holds Descendants of Egyptian Pyramid Builders Entitled To $5,679,098.02 in Reparations

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